Pairings you first ship as a joke and then they become an issue
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I LITERALLY DROPPED MY JAW AND STARED AT THE FUCKING SCREEN FOR 3 MINUTES….
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Crazy Amy’s Baking Company (by jaxamoto)
OH GOD WATCH THIS IF YOU’VE SEEN THE EPISODE OF KITCHEN NIGHTMARES SHE’S ON.
Oh my god it is TEN TIMES BETTER NOW
OH MY GOD THAT ENDING
I liked that ending.
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so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
here’s a general gist of the translation:
Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.I SHIT YOU NOT.
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A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post
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Such a beautiful girl. I’m guessing these photos were taken shorty after she molted, as with most arthropods, their color doesn’t fully come in until after their new exoskeleton has been given some time to dry and harden after shedding the old one, and as a result they often appear extremely faded at first. I know the color can take over 24 hours at times to completely come in, or at least that was the case with a set of Idolomantis photos I found a couple years back documenting the color changing process.
I feel this particular lady is more deserving of one of the lesser-used common names of this species, which is the Indian Rose Mantis.
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Captain Picard has an Android phone with unlimited Data.
ANDROID PHONE WITH UNLIMITED DATA
whAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON